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Selfish footballers
We all know how tasty and satisfying a good sniff is. Or a lovely delve into the nostrils to howk out a sizeable bogey to chow down on as an aperitif. So it really annoys me that with all the starving...
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Pornshoot
Image via Wikipedia I did a pornshoot today. By which I mean I downloaded a load of porn and shot my wad looking at it. If that’s not a pornshoot I don’t know what is. Again, sorry for not posting a...
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Jade Goody may die!
I only just found out who the fuck she is and I couldn’t really care much less aside from the following news story allows me to make a really tasteless post: TV star Jade Goody, who has been diagnosed...
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Ick
Not black Liquorice (or licorice, if you’re an Aussie) is not black but very, very dark green. You discover this the day after you’ve eaten a full bag of it and notice the water in the loo is a rather...
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Jap porn
Check for webcams I’m no longer in Japan, having had to cut my visit short. But yesterday I was traipsing around a couple of areas of Tokyo. At one point I was in dire need of a poo, so I found a loo...
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Things you didn’t need to know – no. 2145
The sink in my room is quite low down. This means when I piss in it, I don’t have to stand on tip-toes to prevent my balls touching the cold porcelain. Post from: Mosher'sUnimaginativelyEntitledBlog -...
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The amount of time spent shoving your poop down through the gaps in the plughole vastly outweighs the time it would take to walk downstairs and use the toilet instead of shitting in the sink. Post...
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Handy Household Hints #176
For sex toys only If you want to make sure your Guitar Hero batteries don’t keep wearing out, ensure your partner’s sex toys all run on AAA batteries so she doesn’t keep nicking the AAs out of your...
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Underage sex
Mmm. Dribbly. That got your attention. While at Graspop and under the influence of too much beer, and having heard of the death of Michael Jackson (am I the last blog in the world to mention that?) I...
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Water, water, everywhere
Mine smells like eggs …and all of it flowing from my poop-chute. It’s been over a week since anything remotely solid passed from between my bum-cheeks. Leah came down with something when we were on...
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